Apr3

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2010/04/03 09:28 AM 

Are we so addicted to our blogs and to the internet that we fail to see life passing us by?

1. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
2. Dial 911
3. Re-introduce yourself to your family
4. Go take a shower, the water restrictions were lifted 2 years ago.
5. Clean out your office.
6. Go change your clothes.
7. Go take out the rubbish, all of it.
8. Get your blood pressure checked.
9. Go smell the roses.
10. Take a “learn to speak English course”, so you can converse with real people again.
11. Go to the mall, yes it’s a new shopping experience.
12. Read through your 15 kilogram bag of unread post.
13. Learn how to cook.
14. Mow the lawn.
15. Slap yourself to see if your not dreaming.
16. Play with your dog.
17. Open the registry and delete all the entries starting with the letter “a”.
18. Read your computer’s user guide, for the first time.
19. Hide behind bushes and scare your kids.
20. Count from 1 to a million.
21. Make a prank call.
22. Count the number of cars that pass by Your window each minute.
23. Cry desperately.
24. Blame Politics and Global Warming.
25. Watch Star Trek for the 27th time.

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