A Smarter Blonde
Jul31Written by:
2009/07/31 09:38 AM 
We all seem to love blonde jokes. Probably because they make us feel just that little bit smarter. But not so if you're blonde. But blonde jokes are normally not about the colour of your hair but the amount of brain cells you have at your disposal. Here is a joke where the Blonde is the winner. Enjoy, have fun. Remember laughter is the best medicine.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me R5.00, and vice versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me R5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you R500.00.”
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. “What's the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a R5.00 coin and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay,” says the lawyer, “your turn”.
She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and co-workers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her R500.00.
The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what's the answer?”
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer R5.00, and goes back to sleep.
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