Written by:2009/04/03 01:37 PM
This so so funny. Although it has nothing to do with the theme of my blog, technology and programming, I just have to share it because it really made me laugh. I found it on one of the news groups I frequent, that being the dBASE news group.
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner.
Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going"?
Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad. How's your golf"?
Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but
I think I've got that going right now."
Stevie says, "I always find that when my golf swing goes wrong, I need
to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next
time I play, it seems to be all right."
Tiger says, "You play golf"?
Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
Woods says, "But you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't
Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway
and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball
toward him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves
to the green or farther down the fairway and again, I play the ball
toward his voice"
"But how do you putt"? asks Woods.
"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole
and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball
toward his voice."
Woods asks, "What's your handicap"?
Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."
Woods, incredulous, says, "We've got to play a round sometime."
Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play
for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."
Woods thinks it over and says, "Okay, I'm all for that. When would you
like to play"?
Stevie says, "Pick a night."
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