16 Ways to be annoying on Facebook
Feb
18
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2009/02/18 08:36 AM
Special Note: this list is intended as humour, and consists mostly of things that you should NOT do. I reiterate NOT DO. Once more this is just a JOKE. DO NOT post this. Let me repeat, this is humour. Do not attempt this at home. I cannot be held responsible if you follow these instructions. Did you get it, Do not repeat these posts on Facebook or any other type of Social Network or Usenet or anything.
- Post a message asking how to post messages.
- Start this week's new Facebook virus rumour.
- Attempt to sell your sweaty underwear.
- Correct every spelling mistake you encounter, but misspell the word "imbecile" in your follow-up flames.
- Maintain a high-level of constructive decorum by addressing someone with whom you disagree as "monkey boy"
- Claim that you can see "hidden images" in another person's posting when you cross your eyes.
- Write and regularly post a FAQ about yourself.
- Why use a single question mark or exclamation point when you can use at least thirty?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
- Regardless of its accuracy, follow-up another post with the line "BZZZT! Wrong answer!" or "Hello! McFly!
- POST IN ALL CAPS
- omit all punctuation
- omitallspaces
- DOALLTHREEOFTHEABOVE
- Strive to ensure that no two consecutive words in your posts are correctly spelled.
- Enrich the lives of thousands with a thoughtful and impassioned debate on the topic "Facebook users suck".
- Demand that others cease using the letter e, as you find it "dply offnsiv".
Can you think of any more? Share them with us, we all like a good laugh.
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